MISHTUN

Jun 01

@smarticlz  what tf did we just order?  (Taken with instagram)

@smarticlz what tf did we just order? (Taken with instagram)

I could never really empathize with other Latinos over Catholicism. Every time my Grandma dragged my family to church, my father would wear this exact shirt under his nice Sunday shirt. His message was clear. He registered our old miniature pincher under the name “Lucifer”* at the local Humane Society. He puts skull motif sticker on everything. This is probably what subliminally got me into punk rock too. So I thank him and his satanic influences because I feel like I avoided some religious conundrum others latinos have. I also don’t know who Jesus is, like I know of him, but I don’t know him. So my grandma says I won’t be let into the gates of Heaven because I’m unbaptized and that I am technically considered an animal, a C-list animal, most certainly a mule or ferret. My best friend is hella catholic too and tries to get me to go to church with her whenever I say something “too dark.” And to top it off, the other day my 7 year old niece asked me “who is your creator?” So I told her tata (grandpa). * we called the dog “Luci” for short, but Lucifer was the only dog I ever really truly loved  

I could never really empathize with other Latinos over Catholicism. Every time my Grandma dragged my family to church, my father would wear this exact shirt under his nice Sunday shirt. His message was clear. He registered our old miniature pincher under the name “Lucifer”* at the local Humane Society. He puts skull motif sticker on everything. This is probably what subliminally got me into punk rock too. So I thank him and his satanic influences because I feel like I avoided some religious conundrum others latinos have. I also don’t know who Jesus is, like I know of him, but I don’t know him.

So my grandma says I won’t be let into the gates of Heaven because I’m unbaptized and that I am technically considered an animal, a C-list animal, most certainly a mule or ferret. My best friend is hella catholic too and tries to get me to go to church with her whenever I say something “too dark.” And to top it off, the other day my 7 year old niece asked me “who is your creator?” So I told her tata (grandpa). 



* we called the dog “Luci” for short, but Lucifer was the only dog I ever really truly loved 
 

May 31

This reminds me of the last season of Six Feet Under promos.

This reminds me of the last season of Six Feet Under promos.

(Source: beligana-haole)

8bluecars:

senado square, macau by sexlovetragedy on Flickr.

Macau , Portugal in China.

8bluecars:

senado square, macau by sexlovetragedy on Flickr.

Macau , Portugal in China.

May 30

Christina Hendricks in Drive as Blanche in MacArthur Park.

Christina Hendricks in Drive as Blanche in MacArthur Park.

(via fuckyeahhotactress)

oldriverside:

Commission | 09.08.10 by selflesh on Flickr.

oldriverside:

Commission | 09.08.10 by selflesh on Flickr.

(Source: beverlymaxine)

(Source: emitu)

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I love when Don is in California. 

I love when Don is in California. 

(Source: aprieto)

(in)significant m(others) -

propetualboyproblems:

Last week my house had sufficient relationship drama. First off, my ex-lover/coworker/mentor tried to come back into my life to make amends and induct me in a spiritual cult for $500. ………….

Me talking about following my mother’s advice on not having sex with anyone for the next 5 years.

May 29

oseagallo asked: what would be the spanish lang equivalent of "feat." ?? "con"?

Yeah. I guess presentando if it’s like a show or something? 

(Source: tedeboelnombre)

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